Big Fish
Back to the old routine!
Okay, best news story of 2005: A man in Manchester England was eating his fish and chips when all of a sudden a 1 pound goldfish fell down his chimney and landed on his hearth. Yes,the fire was lit. And yes,the fish lived. What did he do? Well,he put it in the bathtub and,thinking it might be hungry,put some slices of white bread in with it! Then,of course,he called the Wildlife rescue team. They found the fish,barely alive, floating on its side,surrounded by bread. They named it Sooty. They figure a heron grabbed it out of a pond and dropped it down the chimney, it having heron beak marks on its back.
Okay, best news story of 2005: A man in Manchester England was eating his fish and chips when all of a sudden a 1 pound goldfish fell down his chimney and landed on his hearth. Yes,the fire was lit. And yes,the fish lived. What did he do? Well,he put it in the bathtub and,thinking it might be hungry,put some slices of white bread in with it! Then,of course,he called the Wildlife rescue team. They found the fish,barely alive, floating on its side,surrounded by bread. They named it Sooty. They figure a heron grabbed it out of a pond and dropped it down the chimney, it having heron beak marks on its back.
posted by Judy at 3:53 PM
8 Comments:
I am pretty sure that I would just have fried goldfish for dinner. And that is that.
Right! Uh Hah!
Looks like that fish needed a heron aid.
Ohh pfft. You kids are rediculous. I'm not laugh-fin at any of your puns.
Who cares anyway? Am I my blubber's kipper?
Those fish jokes are getting pretty stale and that's the trout. Herring I'm not saying another word.
Who gives a flying fish
You said that on porpoise!
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